Ish a funny penname...

Aanywhoo....

Said I could link his journal, which, to say the least, left me in stitches.

come on, click the pretty [link] ! :evillaughter:

.... ah....

[link]

holy. freaking. crap. O.o

*rubs eyes in disbelief* if this is true, i am SO going.

guess what? i just found out what those damn symbols mean next to our usernames! (and, given my luck, just about all o' you already figured it out).

if you HAVEN'T, on the other hand, here's the link: [link]

^^ cool

(just a little note btw....)

FAINT OF HEART WARNING
i am about to engage in some of the foulest lnaguage you might've never heard (that's why it's called faint of heart), so please don't read on further if you are indeed faint of heart. that is all.


.....*hear sounds buzzing*.......

*hear sounds of smashing*........*thump*.....

.....

owww *jiggles foot in the air* okay, now i know why it's a bad idea to kick the wall..... owww....


...and in reference to the buzzing, that was an electric saw.... don't ask....

*takes a deep breath*

do those damn fucking storage companies don't have a damn clue in their ass backwards brains that sometimes circumstance and other morons prevent you from paying?!?!???? and what the fuck is with them charging a thousand dollars a month?!?!?!!!! now i can't get my haiku poetry, and my deadline for getting it published is coming to a close! what the hell makes them think that they can auction off personal tihngs like diplomas and writing????


*throws up hands in the air* what the hell is with everybody lately?!?!?! it seems like all everybody cares about wherever i go just cares about themselves and all those damn diets. can't those assholes figure out that some people JUST DON'T CARE if you die from anorexia or a heart attack cause you eat so much damn junk food, dammit!?

this is a bunch of crap, all i'm hearing about at school is who's dating who, who wears what, who lives where, who goes where, who did what, who did that, AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!! i've had it up to here with these fucking mornic assholes thinking that they're better than everybody else and that mexico is god's greatest gift on earth.

if mexico's so damn great, why the hell are you pieces of egotistical pieces of scum junking up the u.s.????? and by the way, since we're in america, "land of the free and home of the brave", you better damn not complain about the damned taxes because that's the only thing suporting our military!!!!

and would you damn religionist fanatics stop preaching about how great God, Allah, or who cares what, because WE ALL BELIEVE IN WHAT WE WANT!!! so long as those morons that think that alcohol cures diseases, kids can have sex, and that killing people is great stay away from me, I COULDN'T CARE LESS!!! and for pity's sakes, would those assholes that rape other people and their families GET A LIFE!!! i am so sick of everybody complaining about how miserable their life is and taking it out on someone else!!!! if you're so damn upset, go to a therapist or someone like dr. phil WHERE AT LEAST YOU CAN PRETEND THAT SOMEONE'S LISTENING TO YOU!!!

and for all those people out there that have to insist to bitch about ann coulter, YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!!!!! can't you jerks UNDERSTAND that you're not thinking for the good of humanity, just for yourselves you greedy damn bastards!!!

and you know, just because people make fun of you, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT!!!! i can't stand it when people just sit there and take all the damn shit and abuse they're getting!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! SOMETHING HTAT GETS RESULTS!!! and end the horror of living in fear for the rest of your life!!! there are millions of innocent people out there getting tortured and dying because of all the egotistical bitter moronic can't-think-past-their-nose jerks hurting people!!!

and if YOU can do something about it, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING THERE???? the world is screwed up as it is, and we're just making it worse!!! STOP SITTING ON YOUR ASS AND BLAME YOUR SELF-MADE MISERABLE EXISTENCE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!!!! if you're in a hospital because you're dangerously overweight, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! those doctors are trying to SAVE YOUR LIFE and all you can do is wonder how you got there???? DO SOMETHING ANOUT IT!!!

and for all you goddamned far left AND right wingnuts WOULD YOU GET OVER IT!!! it's not the end of the world if someone says something you don't like!!! and stop misquoting everybody, NOBODY LIKES IT, EVEN YOU!!! so shut the fuck up about your problems because nobody likes a drama queen with a silver spoon stuck up their ass!!!

and for all those people who gamble and drink and smoke and cheat and do drugs, LIFE IS HARD FOR EVERYBODY, NOT JUST YOU YOU MORON!!! GETTING ADDICTED TO SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU SOLVES NOTHING!!! find something productive to do AND STOP RISKING YOUR LIFE OVER SOME DAMN PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN SOLVE IF YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT IT!!!

AND HOW THE HELL IS WAR GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING!! just because you disagree with someone DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM!!! sit down like some behaved adults NAD TALK IT OVER!!!

WE NEED GUNS for those blood-crazed bastards TO PUT THEM IN JAIL!!!

NAD RAPING SOMEONE IS A CRIME, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE SANE OR NOT, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CRAZY OR NOT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!

i was, am, bored. again. so i pressed that adorable button at the bottom left and i found a great writer!

:iconwarrior-of-flight: wrote an awesome story that i found, but since i can't figure out why i can't hyperlink, i'll just copy and paste. [link]

mmm, well, that was random. *chuckles at the irony of that*

check out her stuff, it's pretty cool.